http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ ElsaElsa Boards Topic: Been Up Since 2 AM (gross reading / not for Libra) Shit! Shit! Shit! en Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:39:04 +0000 http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19439 Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:33:25 +0000 PinkMinxx 19439@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>Oh man Elsa!&nbsp; My Libra venus made it to the end of the second paragraph and I had to stop.&nbsp; ~~~ Fainting~~~ </p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19409 Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:45:48 +0000 chamirose 19409@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>hahaha, i guess i'm lucky. my cat just sits on my face or licks my eyebrow with her stinky cookie cat breath... </p> <p>its actually the sound of the alarm clock mon. - fri. that literrally gives me dry heaves ( I shit you not, real dry heaves as I put on my slippers and walk downstairs to get coffee, I heave)....</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19407 Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:34:51 +0000 Jilly 19407@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>LOL Daemoness </p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19390 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:18:33 +0000 Daemoness 19390@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>There is no alarm clock that can beat a cat &quot;chucking, that weird stomach throat noise after they do the hacking&quot;. That will make me sit straight up in bed wide awake even from the deepest REM sleep, flailing my arms to get them off the bed.</p> <p>It is strange though how all my Virgo can handle animal icky, whereas anything human baby or grownup will just do me in. I am finding that as I age I am becoming more germaphobic etc. but it still doesn't apply to my animals, although I have been grossed out to the extreme.</p> <p>Thank the heavens for bleach, disinfectants, and hand sanitizers. &nbsp; </p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19345 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 08:34:05 +0000 SaDiablo 19345@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>I has a stellium in Libra, but oddly the only body fluid that I can<em>not</em> handle is drool.&nbsp; How weird...&nbsp; <img src="/my-plugins/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/icon_neutral.gif" />&nbsp; Mebbe 'cause it's all mashed up with Pluto?&nbsp; Hm.</p> <p>The first time I went to go meet the ex-MIL I was lectured extensively about her dog.&nbsp; &quot;To not talk to the dog, do not look at the dog, do not acknowledge her existence.&nbsp; She WILL piss all over the place if you do.&quot;&nbsp; So we get there and I make my hallos, studiously avoiding the dog who's wiggling all over the place with happiness, when my ex drops to one knee, bellows, &quot;HALLO, JASMINE!!!!&quot; and scruffles her about vigorously.</p> <p>At which point I prudently stepped out of the way of the rapidly expanding puddle of pee the dog let go of.&nbsp; *snickers*&nbsp; Silly puppy.&nbsp; Silly <em>man</em>.&nbsp; *wistful smile*</p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19310 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:05:32 +0000 persian_cat 19310@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>LOL Elsa. A thought comes to mind. Is it a phenomenon that people &quot;outshit&quot; each other if they are revolving around&nbsp;a scorpio at the same time? I have this observation coz have seen it so many times.... </p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19307 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:53:05 +0000 dina2 19307@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>You KNOW all us Libras are going to read for the mere fact that you told them this was &quot;not for Libra!&quot;</p> <p>I seem to deal frequently in crap and other bodily/dog fluids. I'm a puke cleaner upper and toilet plunger from way back. </p> <p>You gotta get that Nature's Miracle stuff so it gets their scent out of the rug (Virgo Virgo Virgo). </p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19300 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:19:57 +0000 Lupa 19300@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>I can relate Moonpluto.&nbsp; Shit happens daily at my job too.&nbsp; We just try not to aim the force dryers at the butt region when the shit is coming out or it will be flying instead of falling.&nbsp; </p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19296 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:16:07 +0000 moonpluto 19296@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>No day of mine is complete until I clean up some dog's poo from the kitchen floor... I have a very pooy job actually, working with animals. I am staying with a friend at the moment, she's a double taurus and yesterday the toilet totally stopped working. She was talking about how she couldn't handle dealing with that stuff at all and I'm like.... i deal with it every day, every day......... &nbsp;</p> http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/been-up-since-2-am-gross-reading-not-for-libra-shit-shit-shit#post-19295 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:00:41 +0000 alicia 19295@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ <p>Oh dogs...</p> <p>I went with my fiance to his parent's house to visit last weekend. Their youngest dog, came roaring in from outside, stopped in front of the &quot;pee pad&quot;, took a crap and flew out the door back outside. The dog CAME IN to take a crap, right in front of me! Ridiculous.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>