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ElsaElsa Boards Topic: in lieu of a formal blog post.. http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ ElsaElsa Boards Topic: in lieu of a formal blog post.. en Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:30:15 +0000 Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7255 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:04:16 +0000 Elsa 7255@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ this dog is not  stupid. hearing the water run in the tub with her name on it, she trots outside and lies down in the grass (which she has never done for one second in her life) with her back to the house as if nothing is going on.  The soldier sent me out to get her and she looked at me over her shoulder like, "who me? I'm not doing anything." I picked her up and she started screaming.   The bath took 5 or 6 min, she is now walking up and down the hall rubbing along the sides?? Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7249 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:27:14 +0000 Elsa 7249@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "I know what you;'re going to do tomorrow. You'll get on your computer, try to balance yor check book adding old fashioned. You'll be missing 18 cents and you'll spend 3 hours looking for it." "Yep, that's what I do." "I know. It happens every time you're home.  Why don't you give up on this?" "I've been doing that my whole life." "Oh so this is another way you've changed I guess."   Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7248 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:19:57 +0000 Elsa 7248@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "If you kick us out, me and Dora are going to become the Stinky Dumpling Gang, MS-13 will be shaking in their boots.   Yep, you'll see us walking down the street like in a Tarantino movie, you know how he films in slow motion?"   <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvoKT481EmU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvoKT481EmU</a>   "Except it will be me and Dora, Dora with her looping, her loopy gait, you know how her ass goes up, sideways?  And me with my walk and we'll just be walking like that and them they'll be a close up of Dora with he googly eye." goddess on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7243 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:39:01 +0000 goddess 7243@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "P!  Are you telling those people your side of the story again?"  - I like this one. :) Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7242 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:24:29 +0000 Elsa 7242@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "We;ll have to get danny DeVito to play me and some big Amazon blond woman to play me," he said.   "Why is that?" "So they'll be looking for some blond... gone off in the wrong direction. Otherwise, they come around us I am going to have to kill a bunch of motherfuckers with my cane when I'm old and trying to rest." Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7241 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:22:07 +0000 Elsa 7241@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "P!  Are you telling those people your side of the story again?" Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7240 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:21:37 +0000 Elsa 7240@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "Get the camera ready and prepare for drama. You won't believe the drama Dora pulls when you give her a bath. She contorts, throws herself up against the wall. Put a little water on her and she acts as if you threw acid all over her and you're trying to kill her."   Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7223 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:21:53 +0000 Elsa 7223@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "I went to school with your granddaughter," the soldier said, pointing a figure in history being portrayed in the movie.   "Yeah, what did you think of that?" I asked.   "Well, she was ugly. She was an ugly girl," he said.   I laughed.   "And she wanted to fuck ____:" he said, naming his brother. "Boy did she ever. She wanted to fuck him bad."   "Yeah?"   "Yeah, it's even in the yearbook," he said.   "You're kidding." "Nope. That is her quote under her picture in the year book. "Where's ____?"  Because she was always looking for him, see?  She used to ask everyone all the time, where he was so she could fuck him..." Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7222 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:17:45 +0000 Elsa 7222@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "I feel bad because you didn't marry me," I said.   "P! I still have the footprint on my ass where you kicked me out. Get out you said! Get out, you cock!!" Elsa on "in lieu of a formal blog post.." http://boards.elsaelsa.com/topic/in-lieu-of-a-formal-blog-post#post-7217 Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:13:03 +0000 Elsa 7217@http://boards.elsaelsa.com/ "Love," I said in the middle of what is the horror of the movie, 'Enemy At The Gates". "It seems it is possible at all times," he said. I was moved.