Converse of a cock blocker - meant to be humorous

posted 1 year ago in Sexuality

 
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julianwinter (wall)    Massachusetts   Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

Such a very descriptive term. So... what's the converse of a cock blocker?

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

Cock usher.

 
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Caroline (wall)      

Lol!

 
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topaz (wall)       leo sun/moon/saturn, virgo ac

a wingman.

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

Touché topaz!  LOL

 
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Elsa (wall)    Colorado, USA   Planets in shy

Hysterical. :)

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

"Step right this way, sir, after you...mind the banana peel!!!"

 
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le_soleil (wall)    LOVE WINS  

A Pimp !!

 
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julianwinter (wall)    Massachusetts   Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

I wasn't clear. I'm looking for the female equivalent.

 
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le_soleil (wall)    LOVE WINS  

A matchmaker ?

 
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VirgoLeoRising (wall)      

I have a friend, at work, that everytime I tell her about some guy at work that I find attractive, she makes a move on him.  She denies it of course, but I know what's up.  If I ever REALLY like anyone at work, I will NEVER tell her about it.  lol  

Don't know if that is what you were looking for Julian.....

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

I have a friend, at work, that everytime I tell her about some guy at work that I find attractive, she makes a move on him. 

Friend?!  Or frenemy...

 
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Elsa (wall)    Colorado, USA   Planets in shy

Women cockblock too. Gave an example of that - Oprah Winfrey w/ Gayle

 
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VirgoLeoRising (wall)      

Yeah, I know, right?  Eh, like I said, if I ever really like someone, she will never find out....

 
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sunnysadge (wall)       Sun Sag Moon Pisces Rising Cap

Not your friend?

 
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julianwinter (wall)    Massachusetts   Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

Where's Nota's way with words when we need her? My thought was along the lines of a 'pussy preventer' or some such.

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

Julian, so you're looking for a term to describe a woman who prevents other women from getting some?

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

LOL VirgoLeoRising!  I like Tw*tSwatter.

 
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VirgoLeoRising (wall)      

Yeha, I like it better than the one that has the C word in it...lol

 
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julianwinter (wall)    Massachusetts   Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

Jennifer, correct.

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

Boxblock

Poon-parry

Clam-caulk

C**t-check

 
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Jilly (wall)    USA   wacko bird

Cooter-Scooter

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

Good one, Jilly! 

 
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Alethea (wall)       Minion of Mercury, Jovian Jester...

LMAO!  This is raunchy AND hysterical - my kinda humor!

Naw, Mars ain't opposite Mercury right now!  razz wink

 
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Blessed Place (wall)    UK   Sun/ Ven/ Merc in Cap, Moon in Taurus, Virgo Asc. Chinese: wood Rooster

Pussy Policer

Pussy Plugger

beaver barricader

oestrus obstructor

twat impeder

 
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le_soleil (wall)    LOVE WINS  

OMG, Jennifer !! surprised  LOL !

 
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Namaste (wall)       Quicksilver brain is both a blessing and a bane.

Thanks le_soleil!

*highfives BP*

 
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venusflytrp (wall)       virg-ittarius rex

since i'm late to this and topaz already said wingman, i'll say an attractive guy's funny (but unattractive) friend.

note: he really needs to be unattractive o/w he may win out!

 
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in college it was pussy patrol...from the chick who goes around cock blocking just because she's miserable at the party...

 
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Joie de Vivre (wall)       Leo Sun, Libra Asc., Scorp. Moon

(p)Rick Sans(s)torum

 
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Nota Rikon (wall)    Tejas   Libra/Scorp/Leo

A Dentata!

 
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topaz (wall)       leo sun/moon/saturn, virgo ac

box blocker & cooter scooter! heeeee.

 
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Pixie (wall)    Phoenix-Mesa   Libra rising Aries Sun

I'm HIV positive.. did you bring protection?

Yes, it's herpes on my lip so don't kiss me! Glad the other end has cleared up!

Of course I'm available! I'm mad at my boyfriend... that cop over there.  Wanna go out to my car and smoke a bowl?

 
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brizo (wall)    midwest   Taurus/Aries/Gemini

crotch watch

 

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