What's your favorite chapter of your own chart? 1-12? Who are your favorite actor(s)/actress(es)? Why? Feel free to include a picture of your chart if you'd like :)

My favorite chapter of my chart is chapter 1.  Starring Jupiter on the ascendant.  Saturn and Uranus are Jupiter's right and left hand friends (or maybe they're not always the best of friends, ha).  Neptune and Venus like to hang around a lot too, but they're not as close as Saturn and Uranus.

 My favorite actor in my chart though belongs to Mercury.  He/she isn't really a he or a she, it's neutral.  Well, "it" (Mercury) rules both a masculine (Gemini -Air) sign, and a feminine sign (Virgo -Earth) That in itself is unique.  Scorpio (Mars) rules my Mercury and it's quite interesting to experience this life like I always know what's going on beneath the surface, and I've got a serious drive (Mars ruling) to get to the bottom of any and everything.  Even if I'm not saying anything, I'm examining everything.

My chart:

So, tell us your story.  Have some fun with this.

Great topic, Ro!

Will have to think about it... 

Wow, mine wouldn't work at all as a novel. (advanced apologies for length. I couldn't resist.)

Uranus appears in Scorpio. "I'm going to create life!" Moon and Neptune mutter some mystical platitudes.

Nothing happens.

Nothing continues to happen.

Mars appears as a charismatic preacher. Nothing happens

Virgo in 11th: "Uh, hi, I'm the sun, I guess. I call this meeting to order?"

Then finally in the 12th we get some action, Jupiter taps out his cigar and pontificates about the innocence of his client. Saturn scowls from the judge's bench. "Take note of that, Mercury." Mercury, a little strangled by his collar, stammers a "Yes, sir."

Then, for no particular reason, Venus and Pluto act out Beauty and the Beast.

Ro, what a fun thread! 

My chart would be an adventure story!

My Sun is in Sag so I would be the adventurer who is brave (Mars in Aries in the 1st house).

My environment would be to search for a missing kingdom (Moon in Leo) and serve the King (Moon in the 6th house). The king begs me to serve him by giving him "the enemy's" head!

I will also lead a rebellion (oppositions, squares and conjunctions to Uranus).

The beggining of the story will be blurry (Pisces Rising) and misunderstood. But people will be shocked by the ending.

I will have to overcome obstacles (3 planets in the 10th house) and limitations.

I will make love to a girl (Venus in Scorpio/Pluto in Scorpio).

I will be the story teller (Jupiter in the 3rd)!

Title: Life is a cruel joke

Genre: Satire

Publication status: who cares

One late afternoon as Virgo rose in the sky and the month of April was drawing toward its end a new Taurus Sun entered the world, her friend Taurus Venus - who would be her lifelong companion - right by her side. Weighing in at approximately 6-1/2 pounds the infant was petite and unlike many babies she was born with a full head of dark curly hair. Mother Pisces cradled her infant, stroking the soft silken hair and gently caressing the tiny fingers.

“Look at these long thin fingers,” she cooed affectionately. “You’re going to play the piano.”

Sun and Venus settled down in the 8th house and Taurus grew to be an intense, passionate and serious child with great musical talent. She loved music, both playing it and listening to it. She took piano lessons and became somewhat of a prodigy. A renowned and influential teacher had taken her under her wing at the age of seven and the girl was eating and sleeping the piano by the time she was nine. She entered statewide competitions and won several of them. Her teacher was putting her on a fast track to become a concert pianist.

But Taurus missed out on doing things that all the other kids did. Often she was pulled out of school early in the day to go to a rehearsal or a performance and she missed out on other fun, extracurricular activities. Worse than that were the expectations that were thrust upon her at such a young age combined with a dictatorial and oppressive Sagittarius father, who wanted to live through her vicariously and punished her severely when she didn’t live up to the bar he set. Saturn is always a hard taskmaster and he was no different in this case, especially from his place in the 6th house.

It so happened that Mars, Uranus and Pluto in Virgo, all three trining both Sun and Venus and opposing Saturn, resented this controlled life. Taurus Sun didn’t completely understand her feelings at the time, for she was young and these three friends lived hidden in the 12th house; they worked behind the scenes, always together, side by side. They freed her through small acts of rebellion and drastic changes in fate. The renowned and influential teacher became ill and could no longer work. Father Sagittarius began to spend more and more time away from the family and though he continued to appear it was only to dish out harsh discipline. He became a nebulous presence and was no longer involved with Taurus’s musical life.

Taurus continued to play the piano and derive much pleasure from it. But she never again had the pressure to play on demand, or to pursue it as her one and only purpose in life.

Chamirose, I must say that is by far the most interesting story I have ever read...  You should really consider writing a sequel.

Thanks everyone who has shared so far.  Interesting to see the stories each person can piece together! :)

((Ro)) I will

 you're a peach!

oh, and you have a lovely bright chart!

Haha, thank you Chamirose, and great... Let me know when you've got that sequel ready... Can't wait to see what happens next!

Publishes a book of short stories about her many brief and superficial sexual encounters

(jupiter in aries Midheaven)   uranus/pluto/Mercury/Sun in Virgo 3rd   moon/scorpio in 4th     saturn in 8th

marries a cappy (saturn in 7th capricorn, cancer asc.)

and lives happily ever after (venus in libra 4th)  expressing herself in watercolor (neptune in 5th scorpio)

 I love you Ro! Thank you for pushing me ...

Hahahaha, Chamirose... You are too funny.  I love it, and you're quite welcome!

Oooh and yay for marrying a Cappy (I have Cap Venus 1st house) and Jupiter in Aries (mine's in 4th house though)  Woo hoo!!! Sweet story.

To the rest of y'all who read this: please feel free to add your "story."  I love reading them.  Interesting to see how others see their own charts playing out!  Entertain me!  Entertain all of us!