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i have a Naughty question about ...penis size!
posted 1 month ago in Love, Sex and Relationships
Of the three biggest penises I've ever had the pleasure of sitting on two belonged to Sagittarians and one belonged to a Scorpio.
oh and Capricorns don't just get erect, they get hard like bark. Its feels like a police baton.
Biggest one I ever saw was a Sadge. Couldn't tell you his other planets but it was so large I basically couldn't do anything with it. :D
Dina2, For real, those boys have big ole log dicks.
You made me laught both...I was looking at Rocco Siffredi chart and he has jupiter in taurus in 10 th ! 23 cm equiped !
Yep, biggest I ever, um, was a Taurus. Apparently he had once been asked if he'd fallen asleep with it in a Gro-bag. Gotta disagree about Sag, found them to be men most likely to have problems erecting the ole log...
Also have found that digits tend to be in proportion, so check out his hands and feet....
thanks everyone
i dont know about the the sagitarius i always thought they where small but then i have never actually been with a sun-sag
so anyway i narrowed down the smaller men ,but i dont know what planets actually effect a penis but i added moon for good measure (cough)
guys with small ones
21.december 1970 sun cap/sag ,moon virgo,mars scorpio,jupiter scorpio
8 november 1973 sun scorpio , moon taurus,mars aries , jupiter aquarius
14 january 1982 sun cap,moon virgo ,mars libra ,jupiter scorpio
11 january 1954 sun cap,moon virgo,mars scorpio ,jupiter gemini
and that's all i can muster for now
Yeah I know, that Taurean was one of 'em! Little hands, I was so disappointed when I saw them, but his feet...well they were huge...
The sag i was with was long but not thick - felt uncomfortably pokey. He thought it was great though.
I also was naked with a sag that was built large but had a tiny dick - i got out of the situation more because of his attitude than his dick though since I'm actually curious about all men.. he was like "but you know you want it" and i was like "uh no buddy".
The big but tasty was a Gemini. I was a chicken virgin though so we only fooled around. Sigh. Missed opportunity there.
Cancer - average. Pisces - nice. Virgo - average. Taurus average - but gave me my first real internal O.. and it was a one night stand. Makes me wonder about other earth signs.
Good convo!
read the comments for this blog post
http://www.elsaelsa.com/archives/2009/04/22/open-question-an-astrological-sex-quiz-er-mercurys-in-scorpio/
My one aquarius was humongous. He was a Sikh.... Don't know where his mars was but it couldn't have been that far from the sun--
Too big.
My joke about him was that my throat was sore for days after. Not kidding (please excuse my tacky talk)
My most recent mars in aries was average in size but always ready/hard (cancer sun/aries mars)
are mars aries generally large fellows.
theres this guy with mars/aries venus/sagitarius and he is so well endowed it will show through wharever trousers he's wearing - even jeans ,if gaze your eyes on him for just 2 seconds you really cant miss it.
he's absolutely gorgeous to.
oh and i think guys with big dicks are usually quite .......Daft .you know goofy though realli inteligent or maybe that'sjust the guys i know of .
and strong scorpio or sagitarius are usually very VERY selfish in bed in my opinion.
Hee hee I love this!!
I was actually thinking about this the other day. I'm worried if I end up with some guy that as a short/skinny one... even a long/skinny is bad (I hate pokies, owie!)
Fear comes from a one night stand in the late spring, short/skinny, and I have no clue what his sign was, but I know I wanna avoid THAT again if possible.
So... I had a libra once (I remember seeing a lot of planets in Scorpio, can't remember which ones though, and dont have his birthday.) He had a big ego and called himself a lesbian. He had a short dick.. about 4 1/2 (Thats short to me) But almost as thick as a coke bottle. (OUCH!) Was my first so I though it was normal and that I'd eventually adjust or something.
My Ex is a Aqua... sweet man, figured he'd be plesant and I wouldn't run into the "coke bottle" experiance again. Oh I was so wrong. HAHAHA! The first time he got naked I almost started crying, and he mistook me for thinking he was too small. Man had a huge one, like... 9in, pretty thick, but not coke bottle thick.... Theres Uranus for you!!! LOL! And he really thought he was too small for years, good grief! Men!
Anywho been with Leos? Are they small with big egos? (Sun) or do they have the equipment to father legions? hee hee.
Oh... and I remember my when my best friend in high school dated my sister.
He was very odvious about having a big one.. but it was shamful for him, he felt he would always hurt the girls he liked with it, and never to really let loose and have pleasure... And she comfirmed it later, she said they had to keep it every week (The activities) or she would shink and he'd hurt her.
She's engaged to a pisces now, but very private about it. Whatever it is, she's very happy. LOL!
Hmmm.. and I can't shut up!
This guy I'm talking to (Leo) his mars is conjunct Pluto in Libra... hmmm hopefully not too much scorpio energy. I hate selfish lovers.
I feel so sad, I only have two charts I can look at! *cries* Never got data on my other men, unfortunately.
My ex, Mars-Uranus-Venus conjunct in Scorp. square Jupiter, thought his equipment was substandard, so I had to break out the measuring tape and statistics to convince him otherwise. *snort* Only slightly longer than average, but nicely thick and absolutely granite. I miss that cock sometimes... so upset our cast-your-own-dildo didn't turn out right. ![]()
New man, Super-Scorp, has Uranus-Mars-Pluto conjunct in Virgo. He's definitely one of the smaller men I've had, but I'm a small woman so it works for me! Plus, he knows how to a) use it, b) take direction, and c) pick up on the subtleties and remember them, so one of the better overall lovers I've had. The man gets props.
Looking at the charts, I just realized that not only do my last two relationships have Scorp rising and stelliums, but Jupiters at 4 Leo. WTF?
Do over, do over! *snickers*
notatirem you're the most hilarious one here! :)
Hmm.. I don't know... it's embarrassing for me to say... I'm honestly not so much about endowment but... the general "quality" of it... Get what I mean? So the whole "endowment" issue isn't that important to me... It's the whole... "package." Really. :P Hard to explain.
either way, I'm not gonna kiss and tell :)
So... Being one of the representatives of the male part of this board, I'm curious... What would a small/average/large penis size be for you? Girth included. O.o
anzi, ha. to answer that i will quote a (male) friend
"it's not how sharp the pencil is, it's how well you write" (he's a Leo)
***dislaimer*** the Leo I am seeing did NOT say this.
girth trumps length, for me. that's the most I can say without describing my gynecological anatomy.
Personnally I would prefer an average, bigs are hurting me...
To Anzi : average for me is 11/12 cm long and 11/12 cm girth, like Kash I prefer the girth thing...hehe I just mesured my prefered dildo...
I looked at wiki and just find I'am not in the average thing...!
"While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in).<sup class="reference"></sup><sup class="reference"></sup><sup class="reference"></sup> The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The mean penis size is slightly greater than the median size."
I'm very mental in sex, and I love the penis when it's beautiful, that means strait, same girth from begining till end, with beautiful visible veins...haha this tread is too funny !
I'd imagine a sharp pencile would hurt XD I just enjoy getting feedback about what women enjoy etc, and as such, it should include penis size. I even ask my female friends about their orgasms and similar things in pursuit of knowledge.
You can never know enough about sex and what makes the others tick and thought this would be a perfect opportunity to ask! I'm a scorpio sun(4th)/mercury/venus/pluto(3rd), can you tell?
it's got to be Pink.
i dont like weird colored willy's
blues,greys.browns,purples,rainbows.NO i cant go near one of those.
and would consider small to below 12cm around 8-9 cm.
and yes it is what he does that really counts.
*raises hand* Put me in the girth-lover column, please! Um, yeah, built small, so length is sometimes problematic, but a nice, thick one is always welcome. Of course, I say that not ever having had to accomodate a "coke can" type-o-guy, so... *smiles* Opinions can change, I suppose.
LOVE the topic! This cracks me up! I'll try to be tactful, but no promises...
The biggest I've ever had was large enough to get into porn, and it wasn't a good thing. I don't think it was that he was SO large, but that I'm so very NOT. He was very proportionate, as he was 6'3" tall and wore size 12 boots. The real problem was that he was a virgin when I found him, and not an assertive or adventurous virgin, either. I do hope his 2nd wife had better luck training him than I did, because that was a serious waste of respectable length AND girth. He was a Leo, Mars in Taurus.
My most disappointing lover was the 2nd largest I've had. He was 6'5" tall, with size 13EEE feet, and yet he was only slightly larger than average. The girth was acceptable, but not enough to make up for my disappointment the first time we got naked. Our sex life was decent for a little while, but then it began a slow, torturous descent into hell - my personal sexual hell being the one where you don't get any. EVER. (If I hadn't had a kid with him, I would've dumped him MUCH sooner, but I kept trying to make it work for the child. BIG mistake, I know.) Pisces Sun, Aries Mars on that one.
My most adventurous lover was a Taurus with Cancer Mars. However, he was TOO assertive, and feeling pushed and/or manipulated into new activities just isn't cool. He was average in size at best, probably slightly less than average.
I had a fun fling once upon a time... Taurus Sun, Libra Mars. He wasn't very adventurous, and was far too submissive for my taste, but he was respectably hung and knew what he was doing with it. It was very basic, straight-forward sex, but what more do you need from a fling?
My favorite lover by far is my darling husband. (2nd husband, technically.) He's Aries, Cancer Moon, Mars in Taurus. He's not a big guy (5'8" tall, which makes him 2" taller than me), and he's quite average in size, but he's got MAD SKILLZ!!! that more than make up for it, not to mention a fabulous g-spot curve. Honestly, it's as if someone built him just for me. It's not that it's the love that makes it so awesome, either... He's the one I fell into bed with on the first date, and he knocked my socks off hard enough that I dumped that fun fling for him!
My general opinion for the fella who asked... Length can be overrated, and different women will have wildly different needs. Some of us won't even consider a man under 7", some of us won't consider a man over 7"! Girth is more important than length, and a bit more universal... Thin and pointy is no good. Curves are wonderful things, especially when it points upward. SKILL and TALENT are requirements. If a man hasn't got those, he'd better learn them quick. I'm not a patient woman and I gave up on training virgins when I was about 20. (I'm 31. Did I mention my husband is 10 years older than me? Age can be a big plus, so long as the plumbing is fully functional!)
hey kate-o, the less endowed men you mentioned almost all have something in common that caught my attention. their Virgo moon. The smallest set of male genitals I have seen belonges to a virgo moon. also had Jupiter three degrees shy of the 12th house...
This has been by far my most favorite topic on these boards and the most entertaining. I can't help myself when I meet an interesting man about wondering how endowed he is. I also look at the fingers and then the feet. Neither is an indicator. The only way you can tell is by looking at their crotch. Yes, I'm a crotch watcher. My husband laughs when I sing the song. He loves a lusty woman!
I've experienced Dynamo and Micro and if they say size doesn't matter they're lying. I can't pin anything astrological except that Scorpio's are thinking all the time with the little head, not the big head. I'll be honest, I love a well hung man. Penis size might be karmic.
But if you find a kind guy who is really caring and honest and true, grab him. They make great penile implants that work fantastic these days.
What is it about Virgo Moons? They really 'take away' from the native don't they? Anyway I don't get how you describe the measurements as being 5'1-5'9 inches in length and 4.85 inches in girth wouldn't that be like a cube? I don't see many dicks but they are definately like tubes not cubes ?! My ex had a triangle shaped one though so anything goes ha ha!
StarGirl: How can one have a triangular shaped penis? It defies all anatomical predestination.
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i hope iit's okay for me to be asking about this
what i want to know is if there's a way of of looking at a mans birth chart to know if he is well endowed in the trouser department or if he is small.
here is what i believe men with say mars in scorpio will have 'issues' with there penis whether that be small or very big or something else that is bothersome
and men with significant capricorn in maybe the sun will generally be small or have some other issue
now for those with more knowledge than me could you please tell where in the chart this may show
and please if you know this from personal expirence with men that would be better than just guessing (again i dont mean to be a pervert-but i am...curious)
i could add a chart of those who i know to be small and those i know to be very big! but only later after i remember the dates of birth.. though i wont be able to add the times of birth only the dates