A question for the women out there...

Have you ever asked this question of a male you were getting sexual with?  Did you do it as a joke, a sting, or were you serious?

ROFL!!!

Nutsy, I love you!  Scorpio + Leo + Aries =

No, no I have not!  I cannot fathom saying that to a man!

Yes. Many years ago I dated this guy who had a 2 inch pencil dick.

How about a gay man's input? :)

When I say it, I'm serious because the shit may hurt when it's the initial penetration. I'm saying it so they can hurry up and stop playing games.

2 inch pencil dick? WOWWWW.

LOL. poor guy.

WHAT?!?

O_o

Where is this mythical 2 inch penis you speak of?!  I must see it for myself!

X-D

I had no idea they made 'em that small.  But for reelz - I know they vary in size and shape and all of that, but really?  2 inches?  Like, flacid or hard?

BTW, if I like a guy enough to get intimate with him, the last thing I'm going to do is criticize his wang.

Dude.  Just . . . . no.

I don't care how big or small or whatever, if you can't respect what a man's bringing to bed, don't get in bed with him.

(TheShaman's input aside of course - that's an entirely different situation!)

Also I find that men who are less-than-averagely endowed tend to have other skills that are equally satisfying.

Just sayin'  

Erm - yes, the two inch (erect) penis exists.  It's not as uncommon as you might imagine.

::shifty::

I needed a magnifying glass and tweezers

K, I must just be really lucky then.  Well that and it's not like I've had a ton of partners or watched a lot of porn, so we can chalk up my initial amazement to a lack of sample population, I guess.

Maybe when I was young and unsure. .

Lol!!!!!!

No lol I find that really disrespectful.

@ Ride, yuh, I'd say if I were a dude and my chick asked me that I would probably kick her out of the bed (assuming she was at my place). 

I'm pretty sure that's grounds for immediate dismissal.  Like a girl taking of her bra and the guy saying "Is that it?"  :-/ 

@Alethea I know right...Imagine a girl taking her bra off and someone be like you got some saggy tits

LOL!

Yup - two words: "Access Denied"

:-X

You know what I hate though. When a guy lies about his size and when it you get to the bed, you notice a lack of inches that he told you he had. Uhm, I thought you said you had an 8inch but I'm only seeing 5. What happened?

I don't say this, but I sure do think it lol.

Alethea the sample size for my research has so far been broad enough for both of us, I'd say.    And I still say if I can't appreciate and respect someone, I shouldn't be in bed with him.  

Or if she takes off her bra and her tata's look like a pair of tube socks

Word up, Shannon!  I'm sayin'!

I suppose if hypothetically I ran into this out in The Wild, I might be surprised, but I'd deffo keep a poker face.  Yeah, if I like someone enough to get into bed with them the size of the member ain't gonna make or break it.  If he's a generous lover who knows how to please, it doesn't really matter what's goin' on down there.

I think everyone has body insecurities - I can't imagine being jerky enough to pointedly make somone feel bad about what they do or don't have.

@Alethea... I don't think this thread is suppose to be taken so seriously.

When people are in love with each other it doesnt matter what their bodies look like.
Lighten up!!

Word, Alethea.  *fistbump*

LOL, I'm sorry I'm not being light enough for you.  Perhaps you overlooked my kneejerk response in #6.

Regardless, I don't hear the OP complaining so don't see the big deal.

I hear that!

What Shannon said. 

Yes...the 2 inch erect penis exists.  And no, I didn't say anything rude to him at all.  Like Alethea, that is unfathomable to me as well.

I was pissed at his behaviour after, though...acted like he was cock of the walk...I'd see him putting the mack on other girls at the computer lab (this was college) and I'd have to turn away to hide my smirk.

The guy I'm talking about had a 2 inch PENCIL dick. In other words it was short and skinny. Had it been a 2 inch THICK dick it would of made a difference.

My dude had average thickness.  It looked like a friendly mushroom.

Hey, food for thought:  What if someone reading this does have the aforementioned sized penis?  Errr, maybe we can consider how we might feel if the shoe were on the other foot and it was something about our own bodies that was the topic of conversation instead?

I truly was not trying to be insensitive in #6 - was genuinely just ignorant that there was such a thing out there and of course opened my big mouth without filtering for content first.   :-X  Like I said multiple times, I'd never criticize a man for this. Just don't want anyone to feel as if we're picking on them, yanno?

You guys.

hehe

I'm a nurse, I've seen 'em -2

Yep imagine having to go digging to find it.

@namaste 

Lol I wonder what an unfriendly muchroom looks like

@Ride

@Alethea - Excellent point.  I actually liked my guy and wanted a relationship with him.  But he was just in it for the hook up.  That was what made me so mad.  Aesop's sour grapes...

@Alethea....did you hear me mention anyone's name, I wouldn't call someone out like that. Besides I'm talking about someone I knew Eons ago! Who knows, maybe since then he's grown a few more inchs.
Don't worry. He does not know I'm posting about his dick size. Or in his case lack of dick size. LOL!

I did not call anyone out, rather wanted to keep the thread from diverting in this general direction going forward due my own poorly placed  and ill thought out comment. 

I'm trying to exercise personal responsibility, thats' all.  I felt like I side-tracked things so wanted to do my best to correct that.

About 15 years I did hear something about him having made some smart investments that made him a fortune. I don't know how true that is. If it is true I bet he's married to someone much younger with a boob job and wouldn't take a second look at me.
When you are rich dick size and looks don't matter.

LOL! @Namaste.

Honestly I'd be afraid to say it, even if I thought it.

I wouldn't want to be called loose, saggy, baggy, and big enough to drive a truck through

If it makes anyone feel better, my last ex said that to me ONCE.  (this came from the same person who called me "Long-Shlong Man")  So I'd made a good thrust as a response, and the reaction I witnessed showed me plainly she KNEW It was in alright.  Don't try to sting a Scorpio 'cause they'll sting you right back.