"Hey Elsa!  Why don't you write a blog that people want to read but don't swear or say anything that may be unpopular or offend someone." 

Your turn

Over cooked broccoli 

(Taurus wishes she was kidding but in fact this is something that makes me want to throw things)

other than that...gossip and telling people's secrets for a thrill. Both of those things suck balls. 

along with the veggies, overcooked pasta - ugh.

"Be a success. But always be polite and self-effacing and never make anyone angry while you're doing it."

 "Be yourself. And if that doesn't work, be someone else, very quickly."

Entertain people... but always cover your ass.

My co-worker said that she finds her 15 year old daughter unreasonable! Ha Ha Ha

Ooh great a chance to rant..ta mateys!! Being charged for having to cancel a dental appointment when you have a chest infection, and may even be contagious, but not recompensed when they cancel your appointment at the last minute, or keep you waiting an hour. My meter runs too!

People who ask  me what I think, then get mad when I tell them.

Also agree with the Dr. office example.

Oh, and overcooked asparagus. Nasty!

Anything over cooked (veg, pasta, meat) is completely unreasonable.

Also, overly opinionated people who haven't even caught a glimpse of what the other side of the coin looks like. They're either unreasonable or lucky. I can't figure out which one.  

I'd say extreme right-wing conservatives, for one thing.

Another thing is that they seem to expect experience and references in order to get a job in the first place, but it's very hard to get experience and references without a job. The job market is unreasonable for people looking for their first job after graduating from high school or college.

expecting everybody to see the world the same in order to qualify for the "good person" badge.

I think it's unreasonable for Western countries to expect an unfettered increase in their standard of living when so much of the world lives in dire poverty. I think that is unreasonable.

And another thing! I think it's unreasonable for marketing to contain tiny print or rapidly spoken disclaimers.

I had a therapist tell me this once, and it's great Pisces advice:

It's not unreasonable to want to get out everything you feel you need to say to someone.  It IS unreasonable to expect them to be willing  to hear it, or understand where you're coming from.

Getting upset whenever life doesn't go smoothly is unreasonable. That's one I have trouble with.

 On the other hand, expecting yourself to always be mature and in control is too.

People who are blunt, but can't stand it when you're blunt. I HATE those people!

Guys who say they "love me" so much they cant be my friend. Then leave.

So much for un-condtional love. If you cant be my friend, what is a lover?

Empty restaurants that take forever to take your order and give you the check early to kick you out.  Korean restaurants that give me less banchan than the Korean couple sitting at the other table.  Diners that offer me the counter when there are table seats available.  

This: http://www.wikihow.com/Marry-a-Millionaire

 Men that hit on you and are just as ready to throw a bottle at you when you reject them.  They aren't treating you like a human.  

People who expect that they can rain all over your parade, but you're not to react.  Man, FUNK DAT!

I've actually got another one...

The job market. It's completely unreasonable for people who aren't well-connected and don't have experience. It's even worse if you don't start trying before you get out of high school...

It's ridiculous... I can't even find a job as a janitor or at a fast food restaraunt. 

athenian200, you are so right. I don't know if it helps, but you're not alone.

My husband has been out of substantial work for a year and five months. He's been laid off three times from jobs. And he is someone who has a decade of experience in his field.

I tried to find extra work cleaning offices or working for UPS, but I couldn't get anything either, because I don't have experience in those areas.

I wish I had some practical advice, but we haven't found anything that works yet, except to just keep plodding along, looking for opportunities. The coin has to turn up heads eventually, right?

GOOD LUCK!!

Signing up for new health insurance because they offered a much better rate. Then 3 months later (with NO claims) getting a letter saying there's a new rate 19% higher.  And when called to ask if there was some mistake, being told in 6 months it's going to go up again!!!!!

women who pee on a public toilet seat and don't clean it up. i'm the person who does it for you, just so you know!  

Ahhhh! The mystery pee kills me too.  My favorite bathroom graffiti I ever saw:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.

Yeah, well, if we all got over our germ phobias and just sat on the goddamned seat, there wouldn't be pee everywhere. 

I don't know how prevalent it is in other countries, but the American obsession with sterility annoys me to high heaven!  *laughs*

Complete strangers who come up to you and say "cheer up!" or "smile!" and so forth.

I hope with this Pluto transit I temporarily have the Scorp eye-ray.

People who expect their needs to be intuited and met (cheerfully!), but do not want to meet the needs of others (or do so begrudgingly). I think that is unreasonable.

People who expect understanding and forgiveness when they mess up (because they always have their reasons), but are slow to give it to others. Ugh 

Not listening to another with a VERY open mind. conjunctin

Not loving yourself.

Not respecting Mother Earth.(littering REALLY PISSES ME OFF)

Not enjoying Music. (I don't get it) conjunctin

expecting someone to know your rules... when you haven't shared them.

Life.

Bad/weak coffee...

Ordering french fries and then finding out they ran out of ketchup...

Schools sending home zillions of flyers in my children's knapsacks filled with tons of spelling errors (pet peeve of mine). 

The IRS (lol).

You know what's unreasonable? Expecting someone to be your personal bank and extend loans every time your instant gratification needs have gotten your bank account perilously close to over drawn YET AGAIN.

This is the first time I've ever willfully lied - I said I didn't have it to give. You're not pulling me down with you anymore, sucker. 

((luci))

People who expect you to be miserable (and not express it) to make them happy.  Totally unreasonable!