the sadge spouse of a former friend once remarked:  that which does not kill you should make you breakfast.

Wow, cool. I can see several ways to interpret that, all very interesting.

I'm sure he meant for there to be more than one way to interpret it, otherwise there might have been trouble.

never expect longevity from someone who can undo a bra with one hand. 

that's a rule i live and die by, ha ha ha 

bahahaha!  

never date anyone prettier than you... ME, leo rising. 

"If you have incompetent people, it really slows things down a lot."

- HQ

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"If you make something "foolproof", they'll only give you better fools."   

Some of my favourites, courtesy of that silly old bear.

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.
- Winnie the Pooh

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
- Winnie the Pooh

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
- Winnie the Pooh

LOL Satori...

This Leo rising lectures her friends about that all the time!

A couple of my favourites from Elsa:

"But you will never have control. I mean, how can you ever have control? Stuff is going to happen, right? Stuff that is beyond your control. Quit trying to control yourself and work to master yourself."

"Think about letting relationships unfold. Think of a rosebud. It opens on its own, doesn’t it? And what happens if you try to rip it open? You have a shredded mess, that’s what. All because you’re in a hurry."

From Mark Twain:  "I have been thru many terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

 Especially if you've got a fair amount of Virgo or maybe a Saturn/Neptune square, there's wisdom in that but it's thru the back door. 

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade, then add vodka and have a party.  -Ron White

"don't pamper your vomit."  Elsa P.

LOL