The writer is 28 years old, his dad is ancient

shitmydadsays

oops, can't go there from work.

*big grins*

that shit is hilarious!

The soldier is sort of like that except he is about 4000 times worse AND he threatens (promises?) to kill people at least 3 times a day... 30 times a day if he's on a roll.

I'm rolling on the floor. Shit.

Oh my gosh, that is hilarious!  What sun/moon do you think he is? 

I say Taurus w/ Cappy moon.

TOOOO funny *LOL*... thanks for the link Elsa.. I really needed a good laugh.

OMG this is too funny!! Love it!!!  I think this will be my hub when he gets older,hmmm he isn't too far off from this now,lol.  We joke he is the old guy yellin' "Get off my lawn!",hahah but it is him now.

I love it.  it reminds me of a college friend who used to quote his dad all the time, in his dad's voice.  one recurring epithet was, "goddamnit, John.  just god... damn... you."  we used to die laughing.

Oh, holy cheez-its!  That shit cracked me up!  *wiping tears*

Did anyone else notice Levar effing Burton was following that?  Man. . ..

Trying not to wake my cat but it's hard, dammit !

that's a riot!

OMG

hilarity!!!!

"The Bee Gees?" the soldier said. 'They always sounded like they put rubber bands around their nuts. Didn't they, P?"

Ooh!  "Shit My Soldier Says!"  Hells yes!

FYI ... he has an agent and is looking for a book deal!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/09/mydadsays-twitter.html 

Sometimes the funniest things are the things that need to be said that nobody else will say. That was hilarious!

I think people are just sick to death of having to be PC!  The guy is popular because he has a normal person's voice!  It's like a normal person's FACE. We would like to see one of them from time to time as well. 

Damn Stepford movie has come to life!

OOOOMMGGG!!  I love the Bee Gees, but that was hilarious!

"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

I'm laughing my ass off and my kids are looking at me like I'm crazy.

This link is coming at me from all directions! I think somebody has recommended it every day for the past ten days.

Okay, this is now the default anti-hysteric voice in my head:

"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

*rofl*

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love people who make me laugh so hard I cry:

"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

Oh, oh, oh!  Priceless!  *wiping tears*
 "Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."