People just can't wait for me to attract them with my repulsiveness.

Your turn

sometimes I feel like very few people get my random and obtuse humour and thought patterns   

...starting and leading people towards something!

Mars in Aries in the 1st house.

Elsa, that would explain why I'm first to post things on the blog and this board a lot of the time!

I'll never ever get there

Toni - Yes! :)

getting in my car and keeping on driving.

Uranus transit LOL.

...a motherless child.

the thrill is gone.

Like I want to slap my coworkers.

Like the most unappreciated Leo on the face of the planet.

amy, that's exactly what I was going to say

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyT6RMgK6gI

heckling people upside the head--sha-ZAM 

A nut. Sometimes I don't.

(Sorry. Still giggling over Death and Texas.)

i can't believe you said nut. my initial response was "kicking people in the nuts" but i was afraid of being taken the wrong way. 

this, my friend, is how Capricorn Moon thwarts its own sense of humour. 

Leo Moon dives in headfirst and goes for the joke, at all costs and with extreme prejudice.

*jazz hands*

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I'm wasting my time trying to communicate

the Queen of Second Best.

Either I really am paranoid, or reality really is this fucking crazy.

Advising people to start a face-slapping contest. Hey, if they're going to anyway...

... maybe I'm starting to figure things out. 

laying in bed all day...

Some transits never end...

...extra cheese.

I'm fooling myself about everything

biting people.  biting lots of people.  hiding in the bushes, jumping out and biting them on the back of their leg.  they all think I'm tame.  tame tame tame.  I'll show them.

satori is going to change into a black leopard during the full moon

i'm still looking for my mother's approval... from other people.

(and assuming i'll never find it.)

... I'm floating in the ocean without a life vest and the waves are going over my head.

satori and tam, that is classic. hahaha,

satori, lady, you need a panther tatoo. embrace your feline!

you are such a strong woman with, I sense, some amazing gifts

...getting stoned off my gourd.  *nodnodnod*  God, I hope my connection comes through this weekend!

chocolate.

I can't keep up

I hate that looking good matters to me ... . I constantly strive for perfection and end up angry at myself for not living up to exceptionally high standards.

i am forever trapped in a spiral of passive boredom that i can't get sucked out of.

I am the weirdest person on Earth (Aquarius rising) -- even though I'm not

crying

in a dream that I and ONLY I can turn into reality!

(moon pisces 10th house)