I met a Saggittarius last semester who was soooo typically Saggittarian it almost seemed like a put on, like he was some kind of spy sent down by the universe, told to pose as a Sag and given some notes on a card as to what that entailed. 

He just sent me this email and I felt compelled to share it with everyone.  You're not going to get the full experience because you havn't sat through a bunch of meetings with this guy who always always sits back wards in his chair so he can drum the back of it to punctuate his love, example, {smack} "I love this stuff! NO" {Smack, Smack} "You guys have no idea how much I love this!!!!!" But I think anyone who has ever loved (or been mystified by) a Sag will find this letter amusing. Here goes:

hey hey people this is Ai Bao Li, i am currently in the thick of it all.... thats right i am currently romping and stomping in the P.R.C, Beijing to be exact..... What can i say i love it, its amazing i wish you all could be here.... the city has developed so so so much in just one year, everywhere you go there is construction... since i am pretty much on vacation now i spend my days roaming the city exploring its vast potential and talking shit (and sometimes Seriously!) with any Chinese person that comes my way...hahah just yesterday i was at the Forbidden City and i had a fairly long conversation with a young, Chinese woman who is an artist from Xian.... she managed to sucker me into buying one of her paintings, but its amazing so i dont care if i fell for her scam!! i have already met so so so many more new people from all different places and faces in the little over a week that i've been back in B of jing... i implore you all to come to this fine City and Country the first chance you get.... If you haven't been it truly will chance your life.. n e ways i hope you all have a marvelous summer, and i sincerely wish you all the best.

ROFLMAO!  I know at least two Sadges exactly like that.  Love it.  Thanks for sharing.<!--Session data-->

My favorite part is the typo at the end... "chance your life"