Okay, it's another topic to have fun with.  We all need that sometimes, right?  Right!  So here's the deal: have you ever said something, then thought about it later and it was just so obvious what part of your chart you were expressing?  Tell us about it!

Mee first!!  *lol*

After being told for the eighteenth time about my "commitment issue:"  "I do not have a motherfucking commitment issue, I have god-damned trust issues!  It's a different animal!  *fume*"

Obviously Mars-Venus-Pluto conjunction sextiled Neptune.  Oy!

One of my favorite "oh jeez I'm a gemini" quotes

"Well you know me, Pop, I always have something to say, and it may or may not be germane to the conversation at hand."

or something like that - I put it in the gemini in their own words some long time back

Gemini sun and ascendant with Saturn in there too :-)

I had someone tell me my feeling on a particular issue didn't make sense. Literally, "What? It doesn't make any sense to feel that way!"

My response: 

"They're FEELINGS! They don't -HAVE- to make sense!"

Pisces Sun and Venus, through and through.  

"I had someone tell me my feeling on a particular issue didn't make sense."

Oh, my god, luci!  I get this all the fucking time.  Burns my britches, lemme tell ya.  *nodnodnod*

Actually, hold up.  I used to get this all the time, but now that fucker is out of my life.  Heehee...  *snickers*

lol Luci - that is a VERY Pisces thing to say! :D

"I just want to lay in your arms and just... disappear, and be with you forever."

 Hey what's up to my Sun square Neptune. *laughs*

"Mom, I'm going out!"

-Sun in Sagittarius-

When I was about 6 years old my dad and I were at the soda fountain at the local drugstore.  My dad asked me if what size soda did I want.  My answer, "It depends on who's buying."  I had my own money but didn't want to spend it all in one spot.

Sun in Capricorn. 

Ha, these are funny!

I want to (mostly daydreaming ahem Pisces) design a clothing line that is both comfortable and stylish, as in someone comes up to you and says, "Those pants are soooo cool!" and you say "Oh thanks, they're softer than pajamas!"

Taurus rising babeee!

Ruled by Mercury, (gemini ascen/virgo sun/moon/mars/venus) words are very important to me. Like spinning a tapestry with your tongue. Folks have told me I have a very unique style of communicating. I've been told to hone my writing skills and so I just finished a quickie writing class at an Adult Learning Center this past week. I've never felt that my manner of communicating was anything special but have been getting lots of attention over it lately. I'm a healer and I would like to help people to heal themselves. But I'm also a comedian and I LOVE TO SHINE THE LIGHT OF HUMOR To get people to wake up. I'm also a Human Rights activist so whatever I can do to wake up the masses in whatever way I'm going to do it. Of course, I write behind a false name because I really do punch buttons. The truth can punch buttons you know. I piss off a lot of Right Wingers and I absolutely LOVE IT. The truth will set you free. I'm here at the right time in the history of the planet.

Sometimes I sit around and read this 7 inch thick dictionary to just make sure I know the meaning of all the words before I die.  It's good therapy.  

"Ooh take my picture up here!"

(Goofing around and sitting in the Senate Speaker's chair up on the Speaker's podium....my friend gave a lecture in the Senate chambers in the state capital this weekend.)

Sun/MC/S Node.

Friend: "So did you break up with him yet?"

Me: "Nope, right now I'm googling 'how to break up with someone' so that I don't end up saying the wrong thing."

--Love,

Aquarius Moon

alphaxys, *snert* from this Aquarian moon. 

Several months ago, I showed up for a dinner meeting with two, well, let's call them 'colleagues' of mine, both male, both younger than me, who wanted to collar a big chunk of the contract work in our field of expertise up here in the No. Plains.  They had been calling me for weeks, wanting me to work with them in some capacity (but were cage-y about what that capacity would be), and though I'd heard through mutual friends that they'd been back-stabbing me with industry gossip, I finally agreed to meet them for dinner to see for myself if they were serious about hiring me.

Dinner starts, they proceed to try to clumsily bullshit me about what they want me to do, which was to write a scope of work (before they would sign a contract with me) to define the work they supposedly wanted me to do for them (to include a full explanation of the knowledge necessary to DO the work), but which would have provided them, for free, with all they needed to do the work themselves!  In other words, they were trying to use me and my expertise to get a contract for themselves. Unbelievable.

When I called them on it, they responded in the typical Aging Frat-Boy style with which they usually conduct themselves ("Oh, come on now, we're not trying to shit in your cereal, etc.), at which time I gently placed my napkin on top of my uneaten meal, put on my shades, stood up to my full height, shouldered my purse and calmly said,

"You know what?  You boys can kiss my ass."  And, flicking my hair, I left. 

They have since both been fired from their company because they could not land new contracts, and they drew complaints from clients on the contracts they did have.

Hair Flicking - Leo Sun.  Kiss My Ass - Scorpio Moon and Leo Mars, conjunct Sun/MC/Jupiter in 10th.

I felt like Hermione in the Harry Potter movies when she popped ol' Draco Malfoy in the nose:  "That felt good."  I usually don't do stuff like that, and so seldom have a chance to exult, but that time, that time I think those boys had it coming to them.

go, peppermint, go!

"you have to accept the people you love, warts and all. If you can't, you dump their warty ass."

Venus-Saturn-Neptune Grand Trine in Fire...I have a very difficult time with people who pick their partners apart. 

Wow. These are all really good. Peppermint, I've fantasized about doing what you did, on various occasions. Bravo, and yes - "Kiss my ass..." very Scorpio moon.

The planets speak... hmm, okay. I'll do one from childhood. 

I am 4 and a half, maybe five. My neighbor and I are hanging out at my house, singing "Yankee Doodle." We complete the first verse and she then moves onto the part that goes "Yankee Doodle, keep it up... Yankee Doodle Dandee... " etc. 

I stare at her quizzically and when she's done I deny the existence of said verse. She is a year ahead of me in school, informs me that this is what they sing in kindergarten each day.

I shake my head. "Nuh-uhh, that's not part of the song. LOOK, I have it in a BOOK!" and I run to get my nursery rhyme collection, which in fact does not contain this verse, thereby proving that said verse does not exist.

Not sure what this indicates - probably Virgo rising. Don't they say that your rising sign shows itself first, in the early childhood years? Surely all my Libra would not have permitted such antisocial behavior on my part.

Oh, here's another one from age 4 or 5 (I really had some early socialization issues, man).

Our neighbors across the backyard were a couple of rowdy little girls in blond pigtails. They'd come over, get loud, wreck my shit, and leave. One day I heard their mom was bringing them to our house so I decided to be proactive.

I took two of my favorite toys, a little wooden wagon, and my big hard-cover book of Disney stories, and in big fat permanent marker I drew a huge X right across each item with the word NO. This way, if the neighbors were tempted to handle my things, they would see the label and know to steer clear.

My mom saw this, and of course flipped the fuck out. I can't remember if they even came over or not. All I remember is that I ruined my own stuff so that my friends wouldn't be able to do it first. 

Scorpio moon, second house.

Some all-syd quotes, already acknowledged by the public.

-That''s great if you are a koala.

- Don't these people see that this is not going to work ?

-That's a horrible piece of work. (both sun in virgo)

-So obvious. And he still thinks nobody sees what he's doing. (sun in the 8th)

-Now I'm going to die.  

 -Let's for the fight. We have the right reasons. (Jupiter in Leo in the 6th) 

-Stupid religious people  (Asc in aquarius)

-Count me in. From hell and back with you, guys (Moon in Sag, 11th)

Best,

Syd

-Come and get me. I don't hide in fear. (mc in scorpio)

-I don't get angry easily.  

-I don't like X. I hope he doesn't like me either. (venus in scorpio)

-Just put yourself together.

-I don't freak out.  (mars conjunct pluto)

What do you mean exactly?

This is not the right word. 

It's not what I want to mean. It can be more precise. Edit it. (mercury in virgo).

Bananas:

The X on the toys - LMAO! 

"It depends on who's buying."

HA. Awesome line, from the mouth of a babe.