My new roommate has a stellium Gemini and is full of surprises. She moved all of her belongings into the apartment and is getting rid of things as she un-packs.

I just picked up a Bible she is donating to the thrift store, and out falls a neon pink piece of paper with the words "BEING KIDNAPPED"  

I keep picturing this little kid in church, bored shitless and it is making me laugh like no tomorrow! 

She also has a wooden sign in the hallway pointing to her bedroom door that says "HOT TUB"

ha ha ha! 

What's funny to you today? 

that is funny stuff Kashmiri.

Funny to me?  I don't got too much funny today - only your kidnapped church story reminded me of the time I stood up in church and my pantyhose fell down! 

NOW that's funny - but it wasn't at the time! 

Sitcoms. Namely, Scrubs and Seinfeld.