Okay, so there's a game that I absolutely adore called Zobmondo.  The rules are simple:  give someone two unappetizing or difficult situations and they must choose one.  No waffling, no "neither" or "both," pick one and live with it!  *laughs*  Very difficult at times for someone with a Libra stellium...

Anyone want to play?  I'll start:

Would you rather swim a lap in a pool filled with astroglide or liquid jello?

astroglide!

when i was a teenager we used to play this game. But it was always like this: if you HAD to sleep with so and so or so and so, who would you choose? And the options would ALWAYS be people we didn't like, celebrities we hated, etc....

and i rather swim thru jello... tasty! 

we called it "this or that" and you had to answer then pose the next question as in:

jello.

would you rather shave your head or wax a stranger's butt? 

It depends on the flavor of the jello. 

"....and you had to answer then pose the next question..."

Ah, yes!  Forgot that part!  My bad.  *grins*

would you rather shave your head or wax a stranger's butt?

I've always wanted to shave my head!  One day I'll do it, too. 

Would you rather chew a used bandaid or get a paper cut on your eye?

my own bandaid or a stranger's?

god I suck at that game. 

paper cut to the eye 

*lol @ Jilly*  I've always thought of it as someone else's, just, like, a random bandaid floating out there somewhere in the ether.  Asking questions is totally allowed, though.  Sometimes clarifying is the most fun part!

Kash!!  You forgot to add your own question!!  *giggles*

I'm having too much fun with this.  Srsly.  OK:
Constantly pass gas that's loud and odorless or silent but completely foul?

loud and odorless. 

breathe directly in the dermatologists face, or kill yourself trying not to breathe? 

Dragon-breath, baybee!  S/he's a doctor, s/he'll get over it. 

Work all day topless or bottomless?

SaDiablo, I would rather go all day topless.

toni!! you forgot a question!

topless

trip an obnoxious drunk on the dance floor or accidentally spill your drink on them? 

Okay, would you rather be friends with Kanye West for the rest of your life or die quickly being eaten by Godzilla?

Oh, to answer it kashmiri, I would trip an obnoxious drunk on the floor.

Now someone answer my Kanye West/Godzilla question.

I'd rather die quickly being eaten by godzilla.

would you rather have your internet access restricted to the top ten most popular videos on youTube, or spend the rest of your life with christmas carols on repeat playing in your head?

kanye...er, WAIT! godzilla!

you tube, fer sure...unless it was burl ives doing the singing

using blobby ball point pens that leak on your fingers the rest of your life, or using a gross bar of soap with unidentified hairs on it to shower with?

btw...i am getting my butt to bed, but i will be back tomorrow:) 

Ugh, ugh, ugh...  blobby pens, as much as that would suck!  Seriously, though, I had to think hard about that one.  *laughs*

Total cop out on the topless question, Toni!  You're a boy! 

Have your dental fillings emit static or country music?

country music. something to sing to...

and, spouse chosen by someone else.

flip flops for the next 10 years, heat wave or not, or rubber boots for the next 10 years? 

Rubber boots.  Flip-flops are seriously painful for me to wear.

Having an consistantly unfaithful spouse whom you never suspect OR constantly suspect your perfectly faithful spouse?